The blog is in for a new look. The old wordpress theme (how the blog looks) seemed to me to have changed too much from the original and also to have developed some bugs or something. The side menus disappeared and I could not figure out how to make them reappear. Therefore I have reverted to the original wordpress default theme while I look for a new ne and/or repair the old.
On September 29 2012 Artemis celebrates its’ 7 year anniversary and hopefully the opening of the grand new wing. 3 years in the making, this addition is built in what used to be parking and a side area. It will feature a large outdoor area, an outdoor jacuzzi, swimming pool, new rooms, a sauna, grill area and it remains to be seen what else. At the moment I feel it is hopeful to say that it will be ready on time for the party, a week Saturday. Others are more optimistic.
In anticipation of the opening, and at great personal risk to ourselves, RB and I managed to take a few pictures at the start of our visit on Thursday evening. The light was failing and the camera man (Angus) a bit shaky so the pictures are not perfect, but they do give a small glimpse into the new wing and what it will look like. Probably the first and only unofficial pictures of the place.
Angus’ new ‘Geil’ Guide service is now available in Berlin.
If you are coming to Berlin, and want to tap into a vast reservoir of local knowledge and help to find the best way to satisfy your desires, feel free to contact me at firstname.lastname@example.org to discuss your needs, wants and desires. I can increase your chances of finding the service you want, save you a ton of time and money that could be wasted, and have more fun trying.
I am available for:
1. Guided Artemis Visits-I can accompany you inside, offer guidance about which ladies might be best suited to meet your needs. I can reduce the incidence of shark attacks, disappointing sessions, and help with introductions, based on a good deal of experience with a wide range of staff there. Artemis is best experienced with an experienced wing-man.
2. Bordello consultation – I can accompany you to various venues, and even view with you the current line-ups to help make that quick decision the right one.
3. Escort service recommendations – I can help steer you in the right directions, to help the “unseen” decision have a higher chance of success and less one of disappointment.
4. I can offer general guiding services in the Berlin nightlife scene.
All details are customized to suit a client´s specific needs, drawing upon my extensive local contacts, access to private German website information, and years of field work and testing.
Feel free to contact me for an initial consultation.
Today sees the launch of a new blog dedicated to the mongering hobby. Capital Punter Blog is the new effort out of London from the mysterious stranger, Capital Punter. I’ll let the blog speak for itself but suggest you check it out as it gives an interesting perspective on the hobby and a peek into the workings of the monger mind.